Thursday, June 17, 2010

Proof of Time Travel in Photo

BLOEMFONTEIN, June 17, 2010 Greek supporters cheer prior to a 2010 World Cup Group B match between Greece and Nigeria at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa, on June 17, 2010.

A Grecian warrior showed up suddenly on the grounds of the World Cup championships today.
He was carrying a sword and shield, and said he had moments before been in a battle led by Alexander the Great.
Remarkably, he had during the transition from antiquity, lost his ability to speak ancient Greek.
His ability to time-travel was apparently a freak accident of having been struck by lightning during the battle, but it did not impair his ability as a warrior. He destroyed the entire stadium and left a swath of bodies in his wake.
Present whereabouts of the ancient Greek warrior are not known, but police have issued an all-points bulletin for his detainment on charges of trespassing and public nuisance.

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