Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Robert Pattison Hulk Screentest
Robert Pattison's screen test for REVENGE OF HULK went well as you can see from this jacket and shirt ripping sequence as he becomes the HULK after some outrage by the bad guys.
"Pattison is, like, totally perfect for the part," actress Lohar Linsay said to this reporter, "his, like, headspace, it like suits the character incredibly." Pattison is currently considering a starring role in the remake of "Creature from the Black Lagoon", "Kidnapped" and "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea".
Invisible Hair-Do New Rage
The invisible hair-do by Max Collins is now everywhere, on every Red Carpet in the world. This ultra-pricey hairstyle depends on length -- the hair must be well over 20" long and perfectly straight in order to carry the inviso-spray used for the effect. Her hair is actually full, long and luxurious to the touch, but totally invisible to the eye.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Proof of Time Travel in Photo
A Grecian warrior showed up suddenly on the grounds of the World Cup championships today.
He was carrying a sword and shield, and said he had moments before been in a battle led by Alexander the Great.
Remarkably, he had during the transition from antiquity, lost his ability to speak ancient Greek.
His ability to time-travel was apparently a freak accident of having been struck by lightning during the battle, but it did not impair his ability as a warrior. He destroyed the entire stadium and left a swath of bodies in his wake.
Present whereabouts of the ancient Greek warrior are not known, but police have issued an all-points bulletin for his detainment on charges of trespassing and public nuisance.
Queen's Lead Singer Wears Hat
Queen's lead singer arrived hatless at Ascot, England, but was soon endowed with a topper by designer Mad Hatter.
Queen is booked for the Hollywood Palladium sometime this season, and is expected to cut another hit album, entitled "Don't give me a ticket, copper, I'm the Queen!"
UFO Lands in Sydney, Australia
Lights in the sky turned out to be more than just helicopters. These female abductees, identified as Tamara Jaber and Reigan Derry, had just enough time to point to the alien craft before they were whisked aboard by some sort of tractor beam.
They were returned several hours later, but had no memory of the event. All the witnesses apparently also had their memories blanked out by a pair of flash-emitting pocket pens wielded by two black-suited men wearing impenetrable Ray-Vac sunglasses.
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Golfer Hits Home Run
Using a golf club instead of a bat, amateur Hudson Swafford hits a high home run off pitcher Don Mayhem against the New York Mets, scoring a touchdown in the third quarter for the Los Angeles Padres which brought home the winning run.
Goalee Michael Michaels said "I've heard of clubs beating diamonds before, but I've never seen anything like this."
Lost Dime Interrupts Baseball Game
New York Mets Angel Pagan virtually destroyed the ballgame as he went down on hands and knees looking for a dropped dime.
It is unclear whether the dime was his, or had been thrown by a fan in the grandstands.
This is not the first time he has scrambled around on the field looking for spare change. Earlier this week, he found a Kennedy half-dollar near third base.
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